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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A black man walks out of a police station

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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