- Anti Joke

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

So a baby seal walks into a club

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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