- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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