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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

George W. Bush

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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