- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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