What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

This is a random Anti joke.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

poopy is poopy

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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