i saw amango it splootered

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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