- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

poopy is poopy

This is a random Anti joke.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??