- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Guest what in the butt

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Who invented apple? God

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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