- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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