Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Women drivers...

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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