Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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