A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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