- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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