- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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