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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

you see theres this guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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