- Anti Joke

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists