Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Immigration Laws

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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field day?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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