What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

How you know when dislextic

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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