what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Go away still nothing to see

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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