- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What stops a train? A missile

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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