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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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