- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

what is 3+3= 8

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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