A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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