- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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