- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Women's rights

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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