What is white and black and red all over.

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Poop

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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