- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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