- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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