- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What stops a train? A missile

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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