- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

How old is your mom Dead

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What is white and black and red all over.

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