- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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