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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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