How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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