- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Can anyone Lenin money?

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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