- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

whats 7+4? 74

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

whats gay and american? a gay american

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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