Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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