- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

antonis sister is mighty fine

Your Mom The End.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Do the roar!

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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