- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

cory

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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