- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Women's Rights

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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