Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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