Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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rent a cops

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Anti Joke

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