the economy.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

all these jokes are horrible now

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Women's Rights..

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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