Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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