relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Your adopted

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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No antijoke here.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What fires shots? A gun

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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