- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What fires shots? A gun

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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