- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

penis?

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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