What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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knock knock!? . . No.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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