Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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