Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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alex is cool

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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