- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

13 =B you just learned something

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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