Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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