What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Okay, after this one then...

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

hi michael

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Granny porn!

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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