- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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