- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

You know whats funny? Women's rights

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Waffles ate my grandma

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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