- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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