What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Smelly Indians.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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