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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Stephen Hawking

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Joesph Triphook.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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