Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Knock Knock Come in

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Paper or plastic? Yes...

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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