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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

I'm so punny.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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