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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Urban ghettos

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Hi, my name is Jake.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

charlie sheen

i killed my family

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Abortion.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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