A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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whats white and sticky glue

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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