- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Women deserve equal rights.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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