- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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