What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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