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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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