batman has diarrhea

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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