Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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