- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Knock Knock. Doors open

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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