- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what goes boo a sock

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Jordan is pregant

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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