- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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