How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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a man checks his mypsace

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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batman has diarrhea

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Anti Joke

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