I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

what goes boo a sock

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Jordan is pregant

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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