- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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