why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Brain fart

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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