- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What's your blood type? Red.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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