- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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