- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Women's Soccer.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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