- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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