- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

You were born.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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