- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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