A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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