- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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