- Anti Joke

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.