- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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